the herpetologist

You can spend so much time in your own head that you think everybody else is on the same wave you’re surfing. Then you find yourself complaining to your grocery checker about your fear of snakes and he tells you he found a dead snake in his yard recently and CUT IT OPEN TO LEARN HOW IT DIED ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

(It had swallowed a rock.)

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